Thursday, June 3, 2010

Tughlaq in the 21st century.

  • The CEO announces that the company's headquarters are moving from Dublin to Delaware starting next Monday because his girlfriend fell in love with a German Shepherd not willing to move out of Delaware.
  • Another day he says, the VP of marketing will be VP of operations because it's just a job and I said so.
  • Then he sells off his most profitable business unit to the #1 rival.
  • Then he sacks his entire board of directors and announces nuns on the Board (and his company is not a church).
  • He then moves the headquarters back to Dublin when the girlfriend started missing her Irish Parakeet.
This my friends would be the modern day Tughlaq. If you want to see how the 14th century Tughlaq was, come on over and check him out. June 11-June 20th, 2010 at the Tabard Theatre, San Jose. Details at:

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